Athletic Debts for Dummies

Facing athletic debts reaching the hundreds of thousands of dollars? Fearful of student athlete commodities leaving campus before being fully liquidated?

Athletic Debts for Dummies can help. Try this tried and true method...

*WARNING: results may vary, check with your local compliance officer before actually placing your head up your ass. If When caught, a defense of allowing the inmates run the asylum may result in fewer student athlete commodities to join the university campus. But what the hell...just keep throwing toilet paper. All in!