Gameday Anti-Orange Reading

Big game today. Here's some good reads to get you started, in case you missed them.

• From CorbinDawg, Richt Is Not Like Fulmer.
• Absolutely terrific post by Garbin, where he takes us way, way back to a time when the Vols truly didn't mind kissing their sister.
• Big Muddy Dawg gives us a look at this rivalry from enemy territory.
• Exile wants to stache out the Vols. 
• While I'm rooting for a bloodletting, Rex would be happy with progress...and a bloodletting.
• Lastly, The Anti-Orange Page provides just the graphics to suit the situation. Suck it Vols!

Enjoy the game today. Give thanks for your deep gene pool. May Barbara forget how to get to Sanford. And Go Dawgs!

Defensive Gamechanger, Apply Within

At some point today, the Dawgs may find themselves at a crossroads...needing a play...desperate for someone to step up and turn the momentum in their direction.


Someone...someone like...Sean Jones.

Georgia has numerous playmakers on defense, in my opinion. It's like they've just been waiting on someone to take the reins and say, "Yeh, I got this."


Here's to the next Dawg to summon their inner Sean Jones and crush the souls of voWels players, as well as leave the inbred fans with their minimal IQs in the palms of their hands.

Spiders on Crack

I really dig YouTube. If my firewall at work didn't catch it in its miserable web of uselessness, I wouldn't stand a chance at avoiding the unemployment line.


So, in case you haven't discovered this gem...wood spiders evidently suffer from the same substance abuses that we do. (h/t Heath)

Poor miserable bastards.

No Bandwagon, No Orange Skirt...Just Glory, Glory

State of the Dawg Nation

So here we are...One win. Four losses. I usually save this annual post for Clean ol' Fashioned Hate Week. But given the sad state of affairs in and around the football program...what time better than the present. I'm pissed, I gotta let it out. Doctor's orders.

It's Gone...might as well get after it Coach.

The losses to Carolina and Arkansas were like punches to the gut. The ones to MSU and Colorado were like swift kicks in the prolate spheroids. Painful. Brutal. No one's happy. Not one Dawg is satisfied with the fixins in their bowl.


For you Coach Richt, the Glory, Glory is gone. Like a freight train. Somewhere between 2005 and Boulder she packed her crap and left town. The decline was gradual, yet noticeable. And although pink slips have been issued, adjustments made within your staff...this season we've taken on the role of pushovers. In the trenches we've been pushed around by the good (SC, Ark), the bad (MSU) and the ugly (CU).


I think I speak for most of my brethren when I say that we don't have the luxury of waiting for more pink slips. I'm not yet ready for the Holiday Season. I am ready however, for football. Real football. The kind of inspired play that leaves fans breathless and desperate for more. Not downtrodden and desperate to go home.


If things have been ugly around town the last couple weeks, a fourth loss in five years to the toothless wonders will send everyone into a tailspin we may not come out of until the calendar turns. I implore you, fix what needs fixin' and kick what needs kickin'. That '59 Cadillac ain't never coming back, but that doesn't mean we have to sell the junkyard.

For the fans, it's time to make a decision. And it boils down to these three options:

1. Wear your colors proudly Saturday
2. Wear orange and wait for the bandwagon to pick your sorry ass up again



HillBilly Adam & Eve

3. or sit at home and wear whatever the hell you want to

Personally, I don't give a damn which you decide to do. I just don't want bellyachers sitting around me while I scream at HillBillys and wait for AJs next highlight. I get sick to my stomach at the sight of urranjah overalls, so having to deal with Dawg fans willing to accept them as comfortable fashion statements is enough to ruin my weekend. Just find another box of Kleenex and pretend you remember way back to 1979...or 1990. Hell, go ahead and sing ol' Rocky Flop til your cold heart's content. Just be sure your dental plan is paid up in full before you start drinking out of lil Dooley's kool-aid sippie.

These are hard times, not meant for the feint of heart or the wannabe purebreds. The fact is we've all become spoiled. And whether you like to admit it or not, Coach Richt has been holding a silver spoon for your lazy mouth. Sure, he's let it get tarnished. Hell, Coach Fabris tried to gouge our eyes out with it while CMR casually turned the other direction. But for some of you eating out of the Mark Richt Era is all you've ever known as a Georgia fan. For the rest of us, the last four games have brought back painful memories.

Been there. Done that. Got the GOFFENSE t-shirt to prove it.

Either way, we all need to get over it. We ARE Georgia. Early October is no time for December's decisions. You think Demarcus Dobbs has the time or luxury to care about such things? No, he and the other seniors are playing for now. Does Keem Dent whine and moan about what needs to happen next year? Go ahead, ask him. Just make sure you ask to borrow his helmet first.

This! This is what I'm talking about.

And while you're wearing that helmet, stop...pause...focus. Think about the difference between you and guys like Shaun Chapas. He wears it with pride. I saw him flip a ragin' buffalo over his head Saturday night to provide King a lane to run through. You...well...you use it to hide some form of shame. The Dawgs lose and you feel embarrassed. That engiNerd in accounting always gives you hell on Mondays after the Dawgs go down in defeat and after the last four weeks somehow you feel emasculated.


I say sprout a pair or sit down on your sofa next to your wife's throw pillow. There's no room for you in our stadium. The Dawgs lost to a mediocre future PacTen puppy Saturday night and still my 6 year old girl wore her red and black to school Monday. She ain't afraid of no HillBilly and she sure doesn't take any shit from a future level 26 magic user.

Are you disgruntled Dawg? Are you done wallowing in your pile of pity? Ready to rinse off?

Understand, you can't wait until halftime to decide. On Monday Richt sent the players a text telling them their pads would be ready for them at Butts-Mehre. It was 1's versus 1's. Time to tighten the chin strap. And you, you with the pitchforks, the torches and the Fulmer references...by now the least you should be able to do is make a decision on whether you are a part of our sea of red and black, or just another fair weather Dawg sizing up an orange skirt.


With a h/t to Hamp, and Rex...and of course, Col. Nathan R. Jessep...I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. It's gameday. It's Athens...

Go Dawgs!!

Five Keys, One Mindset

Weiszer has his five keys to a victory up. It wasn't lost on me as I read through them that most of them pertain to the one glaring fault I and many others have of Coach Richt at this point: playing and coaching to manage mistakes rather than playing to win.

There is reason for many to panic in the Bulldog Nation. Georgia has lost four straight games for the first time in 20 years and is trying to avoid its first five-game losing streak in the same season since 1953. Georgia needs some big plays to excite the crowd and to avoid costly penalties and sloppy play to keep the home fans from unloading with boos inside Sanford Stadium. Georgia’s chances to win will be better if the crowd is with them instead of against them.

Kids play better when they're loose, relaxed. Fans cheer better when they see the team has the same fervent desire to unleash hell upon the opponents as they do. All of that starts with the guy who's leading the team onto the field. It's been a good week at practice. It's been a good week for accountability. Let's hope it carries over 'tween the hedges.

Leading Despite Inexperience

He's the one bright spot in an offense that has struggled mightily since Labor Day. Yet he was once considered the unit's only question mark. He trails his charges in semesters of matriculation, but leads them in yardage and GATAttitide.

Ladies and Gentlemen...Aaron Murray.

Murray displaying some awesomeness. (courtesy of ABH)

This piece by Paschall pretty much explains it all. What was once considered to be the Dawgs' weakest link has turned out to be the glue holding Bobo's house of cards upright. Or at least as upright as he can.

The line was considered the team's biggest strength behind Green before the season, but it has been the last offensive area to come around.

"I'd say across the board we just haven't been good enough, " Richt said. "There have been some bright spots. There have been some good things that have happened, but we just haven't done it good enough as a team, so I don't really want to single out the O-line because they're in the same boat as everybody else is in, in my opinion."

 Everybody, it seems, except Murray, whose play has been surprisingly solid.

Coming into the season, my only question about Murray was his health. Meaning, could he endure the rigors of SEC play? Sure, I knew he'd have some growing to do and that we'd have to take some lumps as a result. And honestly, it's more than fair to say he still has some learning ahead of him. However, like the Senator says, his play has been a pleasant surprise. 


Nearly as surprising as the offense's struggles thus far. If we had been told 5 weeks ago that at this point in the season the Dawgs would stand at 1-4, how many of us would've figured in Aaron Murray as the sole person responsible instead of an All-SEC receiver and a stagnant running game?

Shaken, not Stirred

Coach Searels appears ready to shake things up with his offensive line. Freshman Kenarious Gates opened yesterday's practice at RG with the first team. Weiszer has a rundown of the possible changes.

Freshman Kenarious Gates worked as first-team right guard in practice. Trinton Sturdivant was lined up as the starting left tackle and Clint Boling shifted to right tackle, replacing Josh Davis.

“Did you notice that?,” Richt said when a reporter asked him about Gates. “Why don’t we just tell Tennessee what we’re doing? That’s why I don’t like you guys out there sometimes.”

Richt actually opened practice to the media for an extra 25 minutes on Tuesday.

Asked about now being a backup, Davis said: “No comment.”

Searels has made a reputation in Athens for mixing things up and patching together a line amidst injuries. This would be quite a shake up, especially given the improvement in pass protection. To me this says the offensive staff is tired of not getting yards up the middle. Richt is ready to gain the line of scrimmage back.


So tired, they're even willing to try a true freshman that got his scholly in the 12th hour of signing day. Of course, another good idea would be much less of Carlton Thomas up the middle. If we can get that coupled with some physical run blocking...well, I'll drink to that.

Locker Notes - HillBilly Huddle

The funny thing about the people in urranjah overalls is they use toothbrushes despite the irony. 


Bless their hearts.

• Kris Durham - Gonna be good to see you back on the field, and in the huddle.
• Coach Richt - Leading the team out is one step in the right direction. Starting #4 is bigger one.
• Baccari Rambo - Last year in Knutsville you were one of the few bright spots. Would love to see a pick six 'tween the hedges.
• Marlon Brown - I hope that you can get after it Saturday, cuz we know how much this one means. 
• Trinton Sturdivant - Seeing more and more of you. Orange defenders look best planted on the turf. Just sayin'.
• Brandon Boykin - Your legs = field position. GATA! 
• Justin Houston - I heard Matt Simms said you couldn't sack a line of groceries. Maybe you two can get together to discuss it Saturday.

Here's a sharpie to catch the ones I missed.

Offensive Headaches

First off, I'm on record that if we are to get our first SEC win this Saturday we are going to see more snaps for Caleb King and Kwame Geathers. Secondly, I'm usually not one to dwell on negatives. But the last offensive play of the game Saturday deserves another look...if you haven't already.


The Original Blawger notes that Caleb never really had the ball on that disheartening play. Pretty easy to agree that it wasn't a flea-flicker after watching the video.

h/t The Original Blawger

There's a lot going on there. Walking away from Folsom I wondered aloud just how in the heck BJ Beatty (who I had warned was their biggest pass rushing and playmaking threat last week) got in the backfield so quick. How could CU's best defender go practically untouched on such a crucial play? I mean, there's never any excuse for laying it on the ground. But in the name of all things Holy, the one thing 9 guys on the field were assigned to do was block!

Looking at it over and over again it seems to me either White should've been checked/checked himself into protecting the line of scrimmage or Josh Davis should've been quicker to cover the rush off that end. We didn't necessarily need a TE blocking downfield there, especially after it was clear pre-snap that the Buffaloes were bringing the run blitz.


I'm not looking to assign blame to anyone, believe me. In truth, it was likely a good conservative play call that suffered from poor recognition pre-snap and a bad exchange. A recipe for disaster; one you might expect from a RS Fr QB, but maybe not necessarily from a veteran o-line and TE. Again, I hate dwelling on the negative. Woulda coulda shoulda and all that. But this one play seems an appropriate microcosm of our offense so far this season. 

Coach Dooley and Mental Health

Coach (Vince) Dooley is venturing into the unknown Saturday. The unknown of having to root for his son (ergo, against the Dawgs) in the very home his UGA paychecks built. For good measure he also weighed in on our 1-4 season thus far.

I'm sure Coach (Mark) Richt is even more surprised than I am. But I've always said each year is a venture into the unknown. You absolutely don't know what's going to happen.

Yeh, like having to erase the cherished memory of your beloved legendary coach being carried off the field on the shoulders of his players and replace it with one of him singing that dreadful song...over and over and over again.

(And yeh...I get that it's his own son. It's hard to pull against your own kids. Believe me, I get that. But it's also hard to picture Dooley using that trademark body english from his den to force a late Blair Walsh field goal attempt wide of the upright.)