Bryan Allen desperate to get off "naughty" list

But word is, Santa is too busy to give a damn about his latest lies.

"Because I never wanted to screw over Gurley. I never wanted to screw over their fans or anything like that. That was never my intention. I wish I had never even gone down there. It's not worth it."

One remaining question, is the standard rate for a piece of shit still one lump of coal? Or two?