A Christmas list

What I would like under my tree next week. Feel free to add your own.

• Peace on Earth and good will toward men.


• a solid defensive gameplan for a quarterback that can run, like say Taylor Martinez.


• an awesome defensive line coach
  


• a low post player...that can score 10+/game.


• that those still hung up on the meaningless exercise of Spikegate would fall off a cliff become mute until logic and reason finds their feeble brains.


• a flask tie, and no...not for church...unless it's a really long wedding that devolves into reception with a ca$h bar.


• at least one more chance to see DickSamIV with a lone safety in his rearview mirror.


• and lastly, the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

But I'd definitely settle for a Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range air rifle!