Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Hate week - nerdasm

This has become a yearly traditionIf a picture says a thousand words, this one is filled up with nerdasm.
  • We date members of the opposite sex. They game and have epic tickle piles.
  • We win division banners and earn a trip to the conference title game. They back in with a 6-5 record.
  • We have the best damn mascot in sports. They blow up a huge bee and stick it in a corner.
  • We have a stadium that is sold out seven Saturdays a season. They have a stadium that sells out once every two years, with or without the Mayans intervening.
  • We play teams like Georgia Southern to prepare for their cute little offense. They lose to Middle Tennessee State and fire their defensive coordinator (term used loosely).
  • We sneak bourbon past the gates to a football game on weekends. They ride trikes...competitively.
  • Our classes and dorms have girls. Their classes and dorms have blow up dolls.
  • Our cheerleaders get guest spots on morning television. They rent girls with pom poms to dress up and cheer on literally hundreds of fans each Saturday.
  • Our student body parties any day that ends in Y. Their student body gets dizzy on Mountain Dew and does shit like this...


2 comments:

Early Cuyler said...

Nice post Bernie. Check out Tech Fan Tuesday on

http://onlyina.blogspot.com/2012/11/tech-fan-tuesday-2012.html

GATA Dawgs said...

...and the official tech version - http://i.imgur.com/XAAlg.jpg