Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Noisy Bama prostitutes interfering with midterm reviews

To think that I used to choose between another night 0f Ramen noodles or splurging on a Gumby's $5 large with mushrooms. Kids today...


There's an epidemic of consistent contractual coitus going on in Tuscaloosa. Perhaps they're still celebrating the win in Nola over LSU. Perhaps these ladies are just struggling students themselves trying to earn text book money for extra summer classes.


Either way....Resident Advisors are getting cold...




Please students, keep your prostitution confined to the hours that do not interfere with the Mandatory Quiet Hours


Thanks.

7 comments:

Bernie said...

This only celebrates the fact that EVERYTHING in Tuscaloosa has a price, EVERYTHING.

Bernie said...

 and EVERYONE in tuscaloosa is sleazy

Bernie said...

That "Fax Cam Girl" has to have something to do after signing day.

Bernie said...

The best part, they really just seem to want people to keep it down, and quit freezing the RAs.  "Please keep all transactions in the back lobby toward construction.  It is a common courtesy to your fellow students."  Wow, just wow.  Come on Bammers, just keep that stuff out of sight.

Bernie said...

Good post on the upcoming Diamond Dogs season: http://dawgsandbstreet.blogspot.com/2012/02/georgia-baseball-2012.html

Bernie said...

I love that they came right out and described the actual problem in the actual terms instead of beating around the bush. No pun intended. Does this letter basically tell them to conduct their unlawful transactions at the back entrance so the RA's can remain warm? Awesome!!!

Who wants to load a cooler of beer and take a road trip and camp outside the door to that "back lobby" to watch the revolving "hoe doe"? 

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