Sometimes it Pays to be a DumbA$$

An HBO report that will air tonight will reportedly confirm that USC is PRINTING DIÑEROS to pay ol' KiffyBaby. At $4 mil a year that's nearly 600K for each victory in Knutsville, and 333K for each career victory.

But my favorite part is this answer he gives to the loyalty question:

I never once told any of those players I'd be there forever. I never made the statement, ‘I'm coming here, This is my dream job, I'm never leaving.' I never made those statements.

Dumb kids. Get crunk.