Perno Fires Wiederhold

Perno has let pitching coach Brady Wiederhold go, per Clarkson.

So the baseball team is a nearly perfect mirror of the football team: disappointing seasons, head coach fires a friend(s), fans hope for quick results.

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Beebe's Last Call - UPDATED

UPDATE: Texas has answered the call. Bevo don't do surfboards dude. But in reality, these realignment waves shift more than a sinner on Sunday's front pew. Case in point - ESPN's Joe Schad says Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State's departure to the Pac-1X is imminent. 

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There's absolutely no way to predict what will happen out west. But Orangebloods has been as accurate as any, maybe more so. And according to Chip Brown, there's a last ditch effort to save the Big XII that might actually work. 

And it came at the height of Beebe's desperation.

The stakes for Beebe to somehow rescue the Big 12-Lite seemed to get a lot higher on Sunday as Pac-10 commissioner Larry Scott and chief operating officer Kevin Weiberg conducted a tour of Texas A&M, Texas Tech and Texas before flying up to Kansas City (possibly to talk to KU officials).

Orangebloods.com reported Saturday that Texas A&M has the votes on its nine-member Board of Regents to join the Southeastern Conference and could be ready to make that move as early as this week.

How could the Big XII...er...Big X hold on? Money...television...and other fringe benefits.

• he thinks he may be able to match the SECs TV money
• schools could pursue their own network, which has been a Longhorn goal for awhile
• conference would proceed with 10 teams, a nine game conference schedule and no championship game

Those are the highlights. And as Brown points out, it doesn't hurt that one of the departures was an underachiever in Colorado. Ralphie was such a drain on the midwestern economy.

Bevo on the other hand...

Monday's Meatloaf - Realigning Greener Pastures

Despite my worst efforts, it still appears Texas A&M could be the next team to never make it to the SECCG. That should make Ole Miss grateful for the company. Of course, there's a lot of dealings to be done out the back door between now and the end of this chapter in Jim Delaney's memoirs.

But if Commish Slive hitchhiked all the way out to College Station, that means he's serious about gig'n em. So we better get used to it, and whoever else might come along too. Whenever it happens.

And as I wondered what the conversation must've been like between Slive and Aggie A&M AD Bill Byrne, I kept thinking of when Sean Connery was indoctrinating Kevin Costner into the Chicago way. After all, the SEC isn't the play-safe jungle gym with the rubberized wood chips that the Big XII is...once...(whatevs) was.

Slive - You wanna get to Atlanta? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. Saban sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. THAT'S the Southeastern way.
Byrnes - I have sworn to switch conferences with all the legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Slive - Well...the Lord hates a coward. (shakes his new ADs hand) Do you know what a blood oath is Byrnes?
Byrnes - Yes.
Slive - Good. Cuz you just took one.

Let's hope there's a lot of self-examination going on in College Station (and wherever else). Because you can't just be a lot of talk and a badge when you tee it up with the big boys.


Today's Ingredients

• PWD says wait a freakin' minute...
• Exile wonders why the Big XII has to die, even if Texas and it's band of bandits become 49ers.
• A read through of Chip Brown's (of Orangebloods, a Texas Rivals site) Twitter status updates seems to confirm that the Big XII ain't dead yet. (h/t DawgSports) As well as the fact that AD Byrne wasn't even in the state of Texas.
• And Big XII nearly lame duck commissioner Dan Beebe has a plan to keep the remaining ten together according to Chuck Carlton. Apparently it involved something more in depth than joining hands and singing We Are Family!.
• As The Lady Sportswriter predicted, Jarvis Jones is as close as ever to becoming a Dawg. Whether it's us or Bimbo Swisher, I just hope that Carver hatchet gets buried a little further.
• Speaking of LB recruits...I'm not holding my breath.
• Hale reminds us of the importance of the OL this fall and why exactly Richard Samuel is feeling at home, finally.
• I like it when Streit goes way (WAY!!) back in the vault for his countdown posts.
• Meanwhile, Scott found some good video of some guys slower than Cornelius Washington to celebrate 83 days left.
• On Saturday morning I found myself agreeing with Erik Kuselias on USCs crime and (lack of) punishment. ECDawg was listening as well and sums it up nicely.
• This Petrino Piggy better be lucky he's not in Athens, riding a scooter.
• Lastly, the story about the Memphis QB's daddy opening his checkbook is the most ridiculously realistic story about where all this expansion/realignment mess leaves us. As The Senator says, it's enough to make you go brown. (UPDATE: FedEx says Smith can't buy BCS love)

And when it all comes to pass, it will be the bottom line that helps the movers and shakers make the decisions. If the SEC stands pat, I'll be pleased. Should Slive bust a move, then I'll come to accept it as fact, eventually. Meanwhile, the new SEC fans will be like kids in a candy store. More money...and better looking alumni and coeds sitting across the field.

For a better understanding, just listen to this old Dire Straits song from the vantage point of those gig em fans dreaming of a day when they too are SEC fans...and substitute SEC anytime your hear MTV.

Yeh, in the SEC our coeds wear sundresses and strap baggies of bourbon to their thighs. And the dudes have drumsticks and guitars that glow neon. So it's not just your football team that needs to pick up the slack if a trip to Atlanta or even an at-large BCS bid is to be earned.

So while you wait on something to happen or not to happen, enjoy your meatloaf Reader. And remember to keep an ear out for news on LeMay. This could get interesting as well.

Here's your napkin.


Bernie

Slive's Monkey Wrench

I've gone on record before, but feel like now that it's inevitable I should reiterate. I don't want the SEC to get bigger. I don't want it now, I don't want it in 2011. Things are copacetic right now. Life is good. Peaches. Why scramble the eggs when you're used to eating omelettes? 

But there's at least a 50-50 chance that by this time next week we'll all be talking about the SECs new landscape. So stick these in your pipe.

• Keep in mind that this all started because there's one conference made up of 12 teams that couldn't function together. The SEC decision will come out of ONE place, the SEC office. In the midwest on the other hand you have schools working against each other, different vantage points, different levels of satisfaction with their current situation. Perhaps most importantly, you have athletic departments in vastly different areas of wealth/debt.
• Fact - Texas has the biggest draw AND THEY AIN'T COMIN'. Slive should just back away from the table and let the little boys try and win this insignificant pot. TAMU, OU, Missouri and Baylor are small stacks. Live to play another day.
• Once the Pac-1X and Big Televen 2.0 finish expanding, isn't there a chance they end up contracting? Sure, the money may add up initially. But how much is the Nebraska AD gonna like cutting checks to cover the womens' softball team to travel all the way to Columbus OH as opposed to...Lubbock? And how about the Okie State AD in the same situation with his golf teams heading out for Eugene OR as opposed to Lincoln NE?
• Many argue that Slive needs to focus not on the here and now, but on ten years from now. Expansion is the future they say. Well, what evidence is there that these supermegasupreme conferences will work? Is a Pac-1X with Texas and Oklahoma better than the SEC? Is the Big Televen 2.0 with Nebraska and Louisville better than the SEC? If you answered yes, Nurse Ratched will be around with your lithium shortly.
• Others argue in favor of expansion simply because it leads to the next inevitable step, a playoff. I'm against that as well, but would rather not turn this into a bash the BCS post. Just because the BCS is bad for college football doesn't mean the bowls are. I'll be the first to admit I'm a traditionalist, and if everyone would just take a step back we'd all realize that somewhere along the way we lost the fact that this isn't the NFL and it's actually okay that over a hundred teams aren't the champion. (And really...would a playoff take away the gray area? Would it create the undisputed champion everyone craves?)
• Come on Dawgs. Do you really want ACC teams in our backyards? Or hand me down Big XII teams? Does it help the conference to have coaches like Beamer, Fisher and Mike Sherman racking up frequent flyer miles going to the fertile HS campuses more than they are now? And don't even get me started on the nerds. They sell out their stadium once every other year and you want them in the Southeastern Conference? Take your head and slam it against the North Avenue ticket office window until you get a clue.
• In the end this all just smells like the SEC copping a squat just because Jim freakin' Delaney pulled his pants down. The SEC ain't broke. Leave the tinkerin' to the little boys who still can't recruit a kid who can outrun his momma. Leave the fixin' to the conferences sick of hearing about their teams operating in the red. We're operating from a position of strength. We're hitting on all cylinders.

In short, put the wrench down Commish. After all, those others making headlines are the ones trying to catch up to the bar we've already set. College Station is a road I used to live off of. It's not an away conference game venue.

That's my three cents. What's yours?

Some other readings I'd recommend as we wait this weekend out:

• cocknfire's summation
• Mr. SEC has been all over it, but here Pennington ponders the toughness of the SEC
• And The Wiz writes about one of the more interesting sidenotes to all this expansion stuff, the demise of the Big XII
• And our friend Exile puts Nebraska's decision under a microscope

Trivial Update – An 89 Yard Toss Sweep

#ThursdaysRTrivial episode 47 coming up right after this PSA: Beware of trojan horses named Reggie.

#ThursdaysRTrivial episode 47 "Who I Be?" It's time for the (semi) weekly Twitter Twivia show that's as expanded as it's 36 waist will allow. REPLY back your answer for a chance at a fabulous prize. I was a Parade All-American from Lumberton NC and was a first team All-American in 1988 when I rushed for 1216 yards and 20 TDs. And eventually I was the 7th pick in the NFL draft. Who am I?

Big h/t to Bubba 'n Earl for the Thursday inspiration. While there have been plenty of much heralded tailbacks that didn't quite pan out, Tim Worley turned a what might've been into a stellar career. After sitting out nearly two full seasons with injuries, his last season 'tween the hedges was one of the best ever. If you haven't read Streit's writeup, click here.


I chose this as the question to provide this week's contestants a bit of a challenge and to see how well read they were. Cuz this one came down to whether you recognized it was Worley or had spent part of the day sittin' on the 50. And here's how it played out:


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@BernieDawg Tim Worley


Angie_Dawg 

  

@BernieDawg Tim Worley! (I feel old now)#ThursdaysRTrivial


matthall5 

  

@BernieDawg Tim Worley #ThursdaysRTrivial


Matt has suddenly become a real TrT contender and enters the fray for the second consecutive episode. For that distinction he takes home a copy of Blue Velvet starring the late Dennis Hopper, a film that was set in Lumberton but filmed in nearby Wilmington.


Angie gets a commemorative #38 jersey. Hopefully when she wears it, she won't feel so old.


And I hear Alan is in need of a vacation, so he gets the grand prize - four leftover Fast Passes to Thunder Mountain at Disney World we weren't able to use due to a sudden thunderstorm. Now he can take the twins and move to the front of the line on his next visit.


And for you Reader, Worley was the highest selection in the NFL draft at #7 overall by the Steelers until who and what year?

LeMay Facing Serious Discipline...???

Damn. What does a kid have to do to get a possible 30 day suspension? Nevermind. Don't wanna know.

LeMay is accused of breaking a Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools' code of conduct rule, which could bring an out-of-school suspension that could last up to 30 days, sources said. He has a hearing Monday at the CMS East Learning Center. (Read more: http://prepinsiders.blogspot.com/2010/06/butler-qb-lemay-to-face-possible.html#ixzz0qVZRhgC7)

Guess we'll find out Monday.

h/t Dawgcast

Casual Friday on the Expansion Roller Coaster

To think that we all went to bed Tuesday night and the NCAA Football landscape was organized chaos. Just 48 hours later we take a careful and calculated peek at the headlines each morning half expecting our team to be the latest rumored in dealings with a conference across the continent.

Here's some collected thoughts left over from my day at Disney and the roller coaster we've all been on since.

• I think of the real life Disney version of Pocahontas as the University of Texas. Everybody wants their picture with her, especially the 25-40 year old male demographic. Even if she comes with that stodgy, old traditional chief as part of the package.
• Funny how Space Mountain lets you off right into a NASA themed gift shop and the Pirates of the Caribbean ride lets you off into a Pirate themed gift shop. Walt really had an eye for business.
• When you're wearing a UGA cap in an uber popular theme park, also carry around a mirror. That way when you get those inevitable contemptuous looks from HillBillys and Gayturds you can quickly provide them a reminder of their reality.
• Speaking of reality, the higher ups in South Bend must feel like it's Bowl Season all over again and they're left out in the cold.
• Someone please explain to me how Pete Carroll and Tim Floyd come out of this disaster at USC smelling like roses? Cheap, dusty, plastic ones...but still.
• I can see and perfectly understand the contempt cast towards Reggie Bush. Believe me I do. But if he was the only one getting his hands greased I'll never look at Kim KardASSian's fanny again. 
• As I found myself in the middle of a long queue for the Tea Cups, surrounded by sweaty people who's mouths were at the south end of a corn dog stick...I almost made a pledge to never (EVER!!) pass gas in public again. Holy Mother of God!
• Fast Pass is the greatest thing ever invented for amusement parks. Even better than air-conditioned boat rides. And much better than the $6.50 Coca-Cola that's mostly ice.
• Until noon Monday I had never paid $5 for a PB&J. Buyer beware - keep that one off your Bucket List Reader. After all, the one I purchased was only half eaten.

Unlike the Big XII, which is looking like it's a weekend away from being devoured. My dream case scenario you ask...two words - Status Quo. How do we know these super conferences will actually work? Although I can see the idea of wanting to add a Texas just based on what they would bring (and the fact that they wouldn't be stretching the moniker Southeastern Conference geographically). What's the real point in adding 4 teams to the pie just to keep up with the wannabes? Would FSU really help the SEC that much? Would Clempson?

And don't get me started on the nerds...

Busted Trojans Cause BIG Mess

From sunny California to rainy Seattle, Pete Sunny Nostradamus Carroll gave himself a lifetime ban from NCAA bowl season back in January. It's almost as if he knew...

USC has been hit with a two-year post-season ban in addition to the loss of scholarships, among other penalties from the NCAA.40 minutes ago via web

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Bruce Feldman

Meanwhile, in Casa de Busted Trojan...the admins have left the building:

USC sources said they were surprised at the severity and length of penalties. USC’s president is on the East Coast, the Provost is in Europe and the SID is headed on vacation. (The response) will be a written statement tomorrow. USC will have 15 days to give the NCAA notice that they are appealing the decision

With Carroll in Seattle, Tim Floyd in El Paso, Reggie Bush in an E! reality show...Let's see...that leaves the village idiot, our dearest KiffyBaby to answer to some serious charges. Allegedly:

• 2 year post-season ban
• 20 scholarship reduction
• and all football players on the three deep required to use Pale Rider prophylactics

I guess you can still hum ol' rocky flop when it rains in LA.

Today on...RECRUITING GRAB-BAG!!

Some recruiting news and links to make you smile this Wednesday morning.

• The biggest recruiting news this morning is the commitment of Nick Marshall of course. The Wilcox Co. star is the state's best athlete and was a soft verbal for NATS. Signing Lonnie Outlaw was more than a play for the best name in the future of college football.
• The Senator explains exactly why Marshall's commitment is such a celebration in Athens, and a slap in the face to Coach Pajammies.
• Speaking of ol' PJ, he's losing another recruit. Jake Skole made official what has been suspected when he was drafted early by the Texas Rangers.
• The MLB draft is also having an effect on Coach Perno's current and future staff.
• I think the best read on recruiting is Fletcher Page's take on the 7 on 7 camp last week in Athens. We've been hearing all this talk about the Dream Team coming to Athens and now it's even taking shape. Page gives us a look at the energy and enthusiasm that is fueling the frenzy. 
• And looking at the state's top prospects...the renewed vigor within the borders is paying off in spades.
• Wanna know if you need to worry when Corey Moore visits Clempson this weekend? Wanna know which gator recruit is now listening intently to Coach Richt's staff? Chad Simmons' drops some knowledge. ($$)
• Lastly, Dean Legge tells us why Hard Hats are Required around Butts-Mehre as of late.

One of the underlying themes to this next class will certainly be how much ground Coach Richt and his staff make up in state. Sure they're off to a good start, but there's a ton of talent left on the board. And there's always the task of holding onto commitments. The 2011 class at Carver-Columbus may be a microcosm of this theme. The more names this Dream Team gathers, the easier it may be to hold onto commitments. And the more Carver continues to take notice.

Monday's Margarita - no strawberries needed

Darren here. Bernie's off being Dad of the Year. And he may win, despite the fact he lied and told his kids they were going to a strawberry farm...

Today's Ingredients

• First and foremost, RIP Coach Wooden. Absolutely the best, despite the fact that he hasn't coached in nearly four decades. My favorite quote? Easy: Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be Careful.
• Exile has some very nice word on The Very Best Ever.
• And Kimberley has a nice collection of some video clips of the coaching legend.
• Carvell tells us that Marcus Thornton is not only officially a Dawg, but is officially loving it. And it's a good thing Carvell told us, cuz Marcus' followers on Twitter won't be hearing from him anytime soon. Coach Fox, kibosh!
• Lady Dawgs weren't able to advance past UCLA in the WCWS, but they did send the swamp hussies back to their mud holes.
• Fletcher Page has a Summer Sitdown series. Here's the safeties ($$).
• Zack Witchett committed Friday, and his friend Damian Swann dazzled in Athens as well. ($$) 
• Dawg legend Charley Trippi's Hall of Fame jacket is making a homecoming. h/t Dawgtoons
• Matt Hinton sees a promising season in red and black.
• It looks like it'll take a Lake Burton PeeWee team to end the (ahem!) dynasty in Tuscaloosie. At least Saban wouldn't need his step stool any more.
• And the lamecocks wanna give Shamier Jeffery a shot at QB. So it looks like Alshon's brother doesn't mind pumping gas either.

Y'all have a great Monday. Here's a mess a napkins Bernie left. And if you know of a strawberry farm in the Lake Buena Vista area, leave it in the comments. I think they're still looking.

Darren, the intern