It's only Wednesday. I have a podcast to do tonight and I'm already tired of talking. Tired of typing.
Tired of losing to these assholes.
And that's just me. How do you feel about the state of our series against the Tide? And can you imagine how Kirby feels?
Our head guy was 0-1 against Alabama as a player. As our head coach, he is currently 1-6.
The one win was one we'll never forget. One we celebrated like malnourished and incredibly parched animals devouring a steak and goblet of wine. Crazed and deranged, but so goddamn happy!
Kirby likely felt the same, with the added cherry on top being it went down with his mentor/rival/former boss on the opposite sideline.
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| GATA 16! (via AJC) |
Shit, I got sidetracked and all glory-eyed. Sorry. Because those are not these teams. These teams are not even the same as the teams that met last year in Tuscaloosa. Jalen Milroe used last year's win against Georgia to add a few zeros to his paychecks. (I guess Carson Beck did the same somehow...)
Back on track...I don't just want a win. I want to dominate in the trenches. I want Gaston thirty yards downfield shoving a d-end into the dirt. I want Gunner lowering a shoulder into a Tidy linebacker just for the blessed feeling of it being 2nd and 2 and not 2nd and 4. I want Kirby to throw his visor/headset not just in pure unadulterated frustration, but in all out fucking jubilation!
Cash Jones being hoisted in the endzone by Micah Morris like the angel he is. CJ Allen breaking hearts and Chris Cole hitting a running back so goddamn hard it takes the running right out of him. He's just a back, laying on the ground. Hoping he's injured just enough that he can stay on the sideline until their team bus is warmed up.
Yes, make em quit. Make them cry for their mommas. Make them be glad they're losing so they're happy there's less potential of playing us again in Atlanta. Make em act like Auburn fans and turn their sad September eyes towards basketball season.
"Tidy bama bangs you got there bro. But how ya like our Dawg fangs!"
Go Dawgs! Beat em by a hunnerd.
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