Bowl season starts today. So as of the moment this post publishes, you have a scant few hours to join the bowl pool, make your picks, and resign yourself to a big chair in front of a big screen for the next few weeks.
In other words, it's the greatest most excellent time of the year! A Festivus for the rest of us!
And the password is "JazzHands". Now, let's begin with the Airing of Grievances...