SPRING BREAK WOOOO!!!!!1

Time for the kids to unwind, sure. Let's just hope things don't get Remerton/South GA drug traffic stops/Kitty Sanchez Arrested Development type crazy.

Enjoy a week of no early morning drills, but stay safe dudes.

Humpday Hilarity - Banned from Bass Pro Shops

After getting my concealed gun permit yesterday, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. 

When I was attempting to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." 

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. 

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader. 

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 

The workers at Bass Pro Shop's need to make their instructions to senior citizens just a little bit clearer to older people. 

And besides, I didn't think I looked that bad...

(h/t Mac)

Conley catches our attention, again.

I won't copy the entire letter here, mostly because I'm sure you've read it by now. But when I absorbed Chris Conley's words and reflected back on his career at UGA, here's the sentence that resonated the most with me:

"If my example has reached just one person and encouraged him to be better, I have accomplished so much more than I deserve."

A self-proclaimed "2-3 star" that came to campus with a wimper by recruiting standards, but leaves in a roar after having giving so much on the field. And yet even more off of it.

Blutarsky is right, it's as if Damn Good Dawg will never be enough to describe 31.

Godspeed and GATA Chris.