Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Humpday Hilarity - Banned from Bass Pro Shops

After getting my concealed gun permit yesterday, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. 

When I was attempting to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." 

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. 

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader. 

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 

The workers at Bass Pro Shop's need to make their instructions to senior citizens just a little bit clearer to older people. 

And besides, I didn't think I looked that bad...

(h/t Mac)