Two weeks!
Scrimmage today.
And Aaron Murray is still in Kansas City!
Where are the tailgate chairs?
HAMSTRINGS!!!!
Is Coach Blount in Marshall Morgan's head?
Wait, who the hell is
A friend of my lawn guy told him he heard his barber tell the mailman that Sam Vaughn is gonna be named the starter.
14 days!
Has anyone seen the cornhole sacks?
Was that another rumble of thunder?!?
Loran, seriously. Whatchagot?
TWEAKED KNEES!
The water girl stole the Goatee again.
I suck at haikus.
And I can't find my game day socks.
I hope Leonard Floyd still has his.
One fortnight!
ONE!
