He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.'
where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
