Some possible captions:
- Kiffin: "What's new pussycat?"
- Saban: "Yes Lane. I have seen your wife. Can we please get back to pass skels now?"
- Kiffin: "Look, you stand over there Cochise. I got this."
- Saban: "No. No media Lane. We've been over this. NO MEDIA."
- Kiffin: "Pull a finger Nick. Any finger...."
- Saban: "Son, I've told you every gotdamn day so far...there is no mandatory surf time for the quarterbacks! We're in Tuscaloosa Alabama for Christ sake!"
