At least no scooters were harmed y'all.

Matthews. Deloach. Taylor. LeMay.

Jailed on misdemeanors for theft by deception.

Taylor was booked into jail at 8:41 p.m. Monday, LeMay at 8:56 p.m., Matthews at 9:06 p.m. and DeLoach at 9:22 p.m. They all bonded out late Monday night. 

Taylor and DeLoach were released on bonds totaling $3,000, LeMay on bonds totaling $6,000 and Matthews bonds totaling at least $4,500.

Georgia officials did not immediately responds to messages left for comment on the arrests. 

Textbooks? Stolen checks? Fraudulent credit cards? Misuse of Hairy Dawg's head? Playing an April Fools joke on St. Patrick's Day?

Stay tuned. But while you do, please enjoy all manner of discourse ignoring any and all discipline problems at Florida, LSU, Auburn, Alabama....[ad nauseum infinitum]...