Because fake girlfriends have a shelf life much greater than a year...
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Te'o's girlfriend says, "Screw the Pinstripe, I'm going to
the Belk Bowl!" |
I've got Rutgers, Tuberville's third lifers, Teddy's NFL combine and Kansas State (even though I HATE Bill Snyder's crybaby ass for pitching a hissy and landing us in the Gator against Nebraska...)