Elisha Shaw and a hotty toddy transcription

It's not that Ole Miss is getting recruits' attention these days. It's that it comes across as if Coach Freeze is throwing buckets of pixie dust on them as they step onto campus. Out of nowhere they're suddenly mesmerized by all of the Rebel Bears' titles and sterling 7-6 record last season.
This past weekend it was Tucker GA four star defensive end Elisha Shaw's turn:

“Robert Nkemdiche and Denzel Nkemdiche are like my brothers agents” $haw said. “We just chill, count ca$h, talk football, make counter offer$ and have fun. Robert told me if I came there, we could win championships games. They are trying to pay off all the Georgia boys.” 

Before the trip it was a battle between Georgia and Alabama. Now it smells like...a trap Colonel Akbar!