Wednesday's a New Day

Issues, topics and otherwise random propositions for your mid-week ponderings:

• Anderson said no thanks, but that wasn't the worst news out of Athens yesterday...
  
• We're down to two (2) DEs for G-Day! No April Fool's. Two...that's it!
• The Diamond Dawgs topped Clempson 6-5. Perno's top ranked team will travel north along I-85 to play the Tigers again tonight, undoubtedly passing the 4-Hers on their tractors somewhere south of Commerce.
• Sounds like Stafford had a good day in Detroit. He's surely done everything he can to impress the holders of the first pick in April's draft.
  
• The news that barely broke wind Monday - Tony Bennett signed on with UVAs hoops program. What surprised me was that it will be to the tune of $1.7 million clams over 5 years. Wow!
  
• Saban is out to prove he's satan's spawn. Whatta cad!
  
• As bad as we'll feel when Capel turns us down and we end up at the table with Haith, we're still having a better week than this guy.

And lastly, David Hale is reporting in his links today that Ron Jirsa is serving as an advisor to Evans at this point in the search. Let's all meet later at Burger King for a left-handed Whopper. I hear they don't come with pickles.
Don't look now but your shoelaces are untied.