Take this guy...
That's Side Visor Darth Jorts. He's powered by Zima and spends most of the game tracking the cameras on the sideline rather than the game itself. On Fridays his mom makes him tater tots.
And this guy, Jar Jar Boinks. He majored in toy collecting, but never completed his degree. He's an assistant manager at a comic book store and only paid $75 for this custom costume. Unfortunately he paid $230 for this faulty light saber on craigslist.
